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just circling back did you get those memes i sent

hugging warm soup jar is also better than busting a nut

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how could you just invent a sound that summons dogs and not make a big deal out of it

I’ve seen lots of sparkling eyes and good complexions sacrificed to swing records at bedtime.

just got an add for the .biz tld as if i needed another push to buy back

the only thing that saved my marriage is a separate debit card for buying boats

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