finally, i'll finish off with what i call "yin.jpg" and "yang.jpg"
what did you do last night? oh, cool. i went through thousands of Antonio Guillem's photos on Shutterstock to find "distracted boyfriend" meme lore (https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/disloyal-man-walking-his-girlfriend-looking-297886754)
If you wiggle...I salute you