this that goose and flinstones i call it malib-yabbadabbadoo-yeah

tired: hunnid dolla bill
wired: yabba dabba doo

the party no go nice if girls no deh /

roundhouse kick the library bc it's a socialist institution run by demons and ghouls. take that building down with your kicks

HOW is "brass monkey" a hit song. like it was #50 or something on the billboard hot 100. not the biggest hit of all time or anything, but that song is awful. i love it

horoscopes:

leo: uhhhhh
sagittarius: dance like no one's watching
libra: buy buy buy
aquarius: don't forget about your aquarium
virgo: do a 900°
cancer: crab
pisces: crab
gemini: 2 crabs
scorpio: fight a crab. scorpion vs crab
capricorn: be glad it's not pronounced like Capri Sun. count your fucking blessings
aries: doom
taurus: Believe In Yourself

justin timberlake on the word "aardvark": "drop the A"

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