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if you never
wiggle
then you’ll never
website

gotta tell my kids this was twitter dot com

sometimes I want more toot followers but sometimes I just want the core four

brain: don’t toot it don’t toot it don’t toot it don’t toot it

me, a responsible and reasoned individual:

doooooo doot
doooooo doot
doooooo doot
doodoodooooo

DOOOOO DOOOT
DOOOOO DOOOT
DOOOOO DOOOT
DOOOODOOOODOOOOO

dunbadundundun

I R O N C H E F

“How could you not beat up your mom?” - Mrs. Grimhole

when you think about it
what’s really the difference
between yaddle
and me

not really wigglin rn but you know I’m always websitin

chopped is one of the most sexist shows ever

🗂 -> nobel prize winning research projects

seriously that toot took as long as a whole segment of chopped but it was worth it to dunk on @hack for not coming over to watch chopped

G R E A T E S T T O O T E R S
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•••YEARS 1944 - 2020•••
~~~~~(O L D L I S T)~~~~
__________________
1. @ceo
2. @wario
3. @hunklover 69

4. @hack

•••YEARS 2020-2021•••
~~~~~(N E W LIST)~~~~
_________________
1. @ceo
2. @wario
3. @hunklover 69

4. @Grimhole

5. @hack

seriously nothing makes tweets or toots funnier than starting with a lower case letter

“it’ll take away from your credibility if you quote me in a toot” - mrs grimhole

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uberFIST

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